The Clowns of Sanctuary Sanctuary, a Portland nightclub, is about to get a whole lot weirder. Forget the usual drag queens and go-go dancers, tonight was all about the clowns. Miss Anna, a buxom Steeley-eyed Dom in a rainbow polkadot tutu. The crowd went wild. Next, it was Squeaky's turn. He was a master of balloon animals, creating everything from poodles to penises in seconds. His pièce de résistance? A life-sized, anatomically correct giraffe that had the audience roaring with laughter. Finally, the grand finale: Sparkles and Giggles, a pair of clowns in love. Their act was a whirlwind of slapstick and seduction. They squirted each other with seltzer bottles, tripped over their own giant shoes, and ended with a passionate kiss that left everyone wanting more. The night was a hilarious, sexy, and unforgettable celebration of clownish craziness.
